Shit My Dad Says

Shit My Dad Says

Shit My Dad Says

'At 28 years old, I found myself living at home, with my 73-year-old father. As a child, my father never minced words, and when I screwed up, he had a way of cutting right through the bullshit and pointing out exactly why I was being an idiot. When I moved back in I was still, for the most part, an idiot. But this time, I was smart enough to write down all the things he said to me…' Meet Justin Halpern and his dad. Almost one million people follow Mr Halpern’s philosophical musings every day on Twitter, and in this book, his son weaves a brilliantly funny, touching coming-of-age memoir around the best of his sayings. What emerges is a chaotic, hilarious, true portrait of a father and son relationship from a major new comic voice. As Justin says at one point, his dad is ‘like Socrates, but angrier, and with worse hair’; and this is the sort of shit he says… ‘You know, sometimes it’s nice having you around. But now ain’t one of those times. Now gimmie the remote, we’re not watching this bullshit.’ ‘Happy Birthday, I didn’t get you a present… Oh, mom got you one? Well, that’s from me then, too – unless it’s shitty.’ ‘Your brother brought his baby over this morning. He told me it could stand. It couldn’t stand for shit. Just sat there. Big let down.’ ‘The worst thing you can be is a liar . . . Okay, fine, yes, the worst thing you can be is a Nazi, but THEN, number two is liar. Nazi 1, Liar 2.’ ‘Why the f**k would I want to live to 100? I’m 73 and shit’s starting to get boring. By the way, there’s no money left when I go, just fyi.’

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Shit My Dad Says
Language: en
Pages: 185
Authors: Justin Halpern
Categories:
Type: BOOK - Published: 2010 - Publisher: Pan Macmillan

'At 28 years old, I found myself living at home, with my 73-year-old father. As a child, my father never minced words, and when I screwed up, he had a way of cutting right through the bullshit and pointing out exactly why I was being an idiot. When I moved
More Shit My Dad Says
Language: en
Pages: 192
Authors: Justin Halpern
Categories: Humor
Type: BOOK - Published: 2013-06-06 - Publisher: Pan Macmillan

‘Human beings fear the unknown. So, whatever's freaking you out, grab it by the balls and say hello. Then it ain't the unknown anymore and it ain't scary. Or I guess it could be a sh*tload scarier’ Sam Halpern Soon after Sh*t My Dad Says began to take off, comic
Sh*T My Dad Says
Language: en
Pages: 192
Authors: Justin Halpern
Categories: American wit and humor
Type: BOOK - Published: 2011-04 - Publisher: Pan

Tuesdays with Morrie meets F My Life in this hilarious coming-of-age book about a son's relationship with his foul-mouthed father by the 29-year-old comedy writer who created the massively popular Twitter feed of the same name.
Shit My Dad Says
Language: en
Pages: 32
Authors: Dio Anthony Austi
Categories: American wit and humor
Type: BOOK - Published: 2021-01-25 - Publisher:

Henry (Jonathan Sadowski) gets laid off from his job and decides to see if he can borrow money from his father Ed (William Shatner). Meanwhile Ed must work to get his driver's license again after he forgot to renew it. Two other main characters, Vince (Will Sasso), Henry's brother and
Shit My Dad Says
Language: en
Pages: 120
Authors: Youfi Notebooking
Categories: American wit and humor
Type: BOOK - Published: 2020-11-23 - Publisher:

Your dad has given several pearls of wisdom that you carry with you always, why don't write them down on this notebook !... Writing anything down makes us remember it better. Details : - Cover : Colors - Paper : White - Size : 6*9 inches - Pages : 120

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